Funny Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
- Groucho Marx

“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
- Groucho Marx

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
- Groucho Marx

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”
- Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
- Groucho Marx