Funny Quotes

George Burns Quotes

George Burns was born in New York City, New York in 1996. Burns had a fabulaous vaudeville comedian carrier and then went on to work in movies, radio, and early television. George Burns died in 1996.

“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
- George Burns

“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
- George Burns

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
- George Burns

“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. ”
- George Burns