Funny Quotes

Funny Love Quotes

Some funny love quotes for your enjoyment.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Woody Allen

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
- Cher

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
- Albert Einstein

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
- Bette Midler

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