Funny Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes

“Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.”
- Maurice Chevalier

“Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.”
- Maurice Chevalier

“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
- Phyllis Diller

“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.”
- Anthony Powell

“But 10/10 is my birthday so he gave me a 10.10-carat diamond ring. Too bad my birthday wasn't in December.”
- Tanya Tucker