Funny Quotes

Famous Funny Quotes

Some famous funny quotes for your enjoyment.

“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.”
- Jay Leno

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
- Lily Tomlin

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
- Oprah Winfrey

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