Funny Quotes

Famous Funny Quotes

Some famous funny quotes for your enjoyment.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Jay Leno

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- Oprah Winfrey

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