Funny Quotes

Dennis Miller Quotes

“I rant, therefore I am.”
- Dennis Miller

“Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”
- Dennis Miller

“I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.”
- Dennis Miller